If you're in the PJ/KL area. 

On Sunday I attended Pantai Baptist Church in PJ. After the service I met "John" who asked me, "Where are you from?" "Seremban," I shot back. A month or two ago, I would have hesitated then replied, "I'm from Sydney but I'm currently living in Seremban." Perhaps I'm turning Malaysian, I thought. Or at least becoming more comfortable in Malaysia.

But then a friend, Jason, took me to lunch. He suggested Penang Char Kway Teow. I accepted. But when the dish arrived, it was laced with green chillis. Even after I weeded out the blighters, the dish still scorched my mouth, caused my eyes to water, and left me belching for at least an hour. With each mouthful of the Penang delicacy I had to quench the fumes with a mouthful of water.

From which I concluded: I'm not quite Malaysian yet.